UFGT8 is an NSZ (a No Stank Zone). See the jolly fellow pictured below? His name is Jordan, and he will be attending UFGT8 as the Stank Police. With his ammo belt covered in deodorant, he will sniff out funk and advise it to check itself before it wrecks everyone’s nostrils.
What does this mean to the tournament going crowd? Simple. Each morning, take a shower, brush your teeth, put on deodorant, wear a clean shirt, and wash your hands after a bathroom visit. If you choose not to, the Stank Police may very well be handing you free deodorant samples on the ballroom floor and calling you out on your hygiene. How embarrassing!
You have been warned.
Amazing.
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Thanks David N. Fun video. We don’t want UFGT to reek of funky gym taint all wet with sweat. Now excuse me while I dance.
I wholeheartedly approve of this!
Goddamn, Keits! And here I was thinking that DIVEKICK was gonna win “most hype announcement for UFGT 8″.
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Oh god, please post footage of Jordan in action.
This event keeps sounding better and better!